I feel very old and very lame even complaining about such a thing but is this not the craziest year ever for Fruit Flies?! I am downright terrified of inhaling one! Everybody I talk to is battling them right now and everywhere I go I hear people swapping tips on how to get rid of them. Yesterday I heard some strangers talking about a trap they made by putting a couple of inches of wine in a jar and then covering the jar with plastic wrap and poking a few holes in the plastic wrap. The gnats go in, get drunk, and can’t get out. Voilà! Gnat Soup! I have this contraption on my counter, right next to the bananas, as we speak. Perhaps by this time tomorrow I will be able to eat without walking around the house in a zigzag pattern while waving my arm in front of my mouth.