Gee, this Açaí Berry sure does sound like a miracle food, doesn’t it? A “superfood”, if you will. From emails to magazines, from Facebook ads to unsolicited texts and Skype chats, news of Açaí’s health benefits are everywhere I turn. And there does seem to be some real science backing up the health claims. But let me tell you something: When a fruit is being peddled in the same manner as a penis-enlarging device, a “barely legal” chat line or Canadian Viagra, I’m not buying. So, to all of you Açaí pushers out there: Please take me off of your list. I’ll be sticking with blueberries for my phytonutrient needs until Açaí is available for purchase in a way that does not make me feel as though I’m buying porn. Thanks for your understanding.