I have the very unfortunate problem of getting very unfortunate songs stuck in my head for very long periods of time. It’s unfortunate. Very. Sometimes it’s a jingle from a TV commercial or a song from one of my daughter’s Wiggles DVDs, other times a theme song from a long-since canceled sitcom (“Empty Nest”, anyone?). This week it’s Phil Collins’ 1985 classic, “Sussudio”. This song has sullied every single conversation I’ve had in the past week. At the grocery store, the pharmacy, the park, the doctor’s office… I saw my doctor on Wednesday and for all I know he told me I have three months to live. All that I heard was “Su-su-sudio OH oh!!” Oh, and the horns! The horns! God damn those effing horns!
Oh, is “Sussudio” stuck in your head now? Hey, sharing is caring.