I would like to announce, right here on my little blog, that I am hereby instituting a trade embargo against Trader Joe’s. In effect, I will no longer be trading my money for their increasingly questionable goods. The trouble began last year (although I have a hazy memory of some moldy 7-layer dip in or around 2001) when I bit into a Trader Joe’s bran muffin and found myself receiving an unwanted flossing with a previously unknown hair.
Posts Tagged ‘Gross’
Trader Joe’s Woes
Posted in Hungry Like the Wolf, OMG! and/or WTF?!, tagged Gross, Hair, Hair in Food, Trader Joe's on July 25, 2010 | 18 Comments »
Gnat King Cole
Posted in OMG! and/or WTF?!, tagged Bugs, Fruit Flies, Fruit Fly, Gnats, Gross, Insects on October 11, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I feel very old and very lame even complaining about such a thing but is this not the craziest year ever for Fruit Flies?! I am downright terrified of inhaling one! Everybody I talk to is battling them right now and everywhere I go I hear people swapping tips on how to get rid of them.
Bodily Dysfunctions
Posted in Karma Police, OMG! and/or WTF?!, tagged Bad Habits, Gross, Loogies, Men, Running, Snot on September 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hey, all you loogie hawkers? Can you please knock it the f*ck off? I went to the grocery store yesterday afternoon to pick up a few incidentals and while loading my groceries into the car I wound up with sputum on my little toe, which somebody had conveniently left right there in the parking lot. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. And really, that is the understatement of the century…
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